I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
FYI-Owning a kitty significantly lowers your chances of ever seeing mine...
My landlord doesn't knock anymore when he shows the apt... So i just had sex in front of a family.
didn't stop?
naw, they were rude, not me.
I have been standing totally still for the past 6 minutes because I was convinced my foot was tied to the ground. It turns out it was a string of hair strewn across my foot
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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