Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
Guess who's still drunk but on time to court to represent a DUI?
You are my hero
just got super drunk mixing jägermeister with my lyme disease meds. even if my face goes paralyzed, at least i got smashed from it.
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
i can't believe you were mixing vodka with green tea last night and enjoying it.
i should bottle and sell it. my slogan could be "green tea vodka. antioxidating while intoxiacting. your liver will thank you. "
Dave used his AAA card to get my car towed to my house so I could get drunk. Evil genius.
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
Dude fuck drugs. It's 4am and I'm eating mushroom ravioli fantasizing about jumping on a trampoline
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
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