so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
the day after is always just damage control
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
mondays should just be called national damage control day
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
Woke up with a chicken parm sandwich in my clutch. Aaaand I'm eating it.
How's work?
Spinning.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
Unless you can cure my hangover with your penis I'm not interested.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
Think i may just have managed the saddest high-five in history. Finished a sudoku and high-fived myself, then looked around for somebody to high five. there was noone. forever alone.
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