Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Just got to costco. Where are you?
Liquor aisle, bring another cart.
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
He keeps trying to sell me the forks from his kitchen drawer
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
You should have heard my farts after he left. I swear one of them was a demonic voice saying, "It's coming for you, Nicole. It's coming,".
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
Shit. My boss is having me meet and greet with the new doc upstairs. Do you think his doctor powers will detect that I'm still high?
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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