TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
I just remembered I opened the taxi door when I was at a red light last night and puked. And then when I was done I closed the door and told him he may proceed with caution.
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
It's 4/20 and I spent the morning in the gym and am working later tonight. I don't even have any weed. Why am I adult-ing again?
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
My feet surprised me
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
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