We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
I can't believe the cop was so cool about the whole thing, I mean, I had man mayo all over my jeans.
i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
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