I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
Threesome in a minivan. New low
I've reached too hung over to move status will you bring me something to drink?
I moved out 2 weeks ago remember?
Can you ship it to me then?
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
Randomize
