did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
Truelife: I made out with my ex-boyfriend's girlfriend this weekend. Thank you Captain Morgan...
Was she wearing cherry chapstick??
No. Life's not always a fairytale.....
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
I want a shirt that says, "I'm sorry for the things I said when it was Taco Tuesday"
These tits shall not be calmed
You're a hot mess, you know that?
At least I'm a FUN hot mess. Like a train crash full of pizza, fireworks and glitter.
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
This is getting exciting. I almost wanna turn off all the lights, get some popcorn, and stare at my phone screen to see if she's going to say yes or not
And on a much sadder note, I'm way to drunk for this right now
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