If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
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Wipe that smile off your face.
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
good news: I made it out of bed and into shower. Bad news: I made it back to bed without clothes. Worse news: I don't know this bed.
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
According to the arrest report, I shouted "no, YOU put some pants on" at the cop. Downhill from there.
Baked out of my mind. Went in the bathroom, a daddy long leg spider and a carpenter ant are battling it out on the floor. I brought my computer with some dubstep.
OMG THE ANT WON
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