Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
And then he proceeded to take my heartbeat, because apparently that tells him whether I was faking or not...
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
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