OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
Moment of the day: as we leave the restaurant, she reaches into my pocket, pulls out her panties, and angrily marches to her car. I felt like a sketchy magician.
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
I supernannyed him into submission
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
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