We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
You tried to poop in the sink last night.
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
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