I left the party when things started to get crazy... and when I say crazy I mean: there was puke on the carpet, Evan was passed out behind a plant, Mary was making out with her ex while her present bf was making out with Nancy. Not to mention that someone fisted the wall. Also - someone is sleeping on your lawn - they might be dead, I didn't check. Later.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
so my phone autocorrects 'retard' to 'retaaahd'. i LOVE being a masshole!
Fact: Chilis at the airport in JAX will serve you shots of jack at 6:45 with breakfast. Ya I missed my flight.
So when does your new flight leave?
At my shot/hour ratio.... I leave in 16 shots. I love flying
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
I feel like there's no sexy way to pull 12 condoms out of your bra.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
Will exercising make me less horny?
Randomize
