yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
You came running into my room at 4 in the morning yelling "SANCTUARY!" and flung yourself into bed.
Hmmm, sounds like a Jaeger night then. Did I at least get to be the little spoon?
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
It's very disconcerting to wake up and she is gone. I never know where she could be. It's like playing wheres Waldo but Waldo could potentially be drunk and wandering around in weird places that normal Waldo's don't go.
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
Randomize
