you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
Killed two birds with one stone: found my wallet and unclogged the toilet.
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
My parents heard a lamp fall and crash and the dogs were barking like crazy so my mom got up to check. she found you peeing in a corner by the tv. And you kept shhhing her.
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