last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
I'm so drunk I cant read cursive anymore.
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
He motorboated me, gave me a business card that said congratulations on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
Had a dream I dropped the L word and immediately threatened to kill myself
You probably shouldn't be having nightmares about expressing affection
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
I look like a hot mess, emphasis on the hot now, more emphasis on the mess later
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