Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
If you don't answer the phone then I will be forced to leave you a wonderful voicemail of me throwing up
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
I hate find pieces of condom wrappers on carpet. It's like god is throwing flakes of shame for me to vacuum up
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
I had a dream I gave a blow job to a guy whose dick forked off into two. I'm going to spend the rest of my life confused.
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
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