i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
I just woke up in my closet, wearing a pink cowboy hat and a pink thong...
I want my thong back.
I hate you tequila.
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
I also know you puked in your shoe.
That would explain the note .... I apparently wrote myself an apology note from drunk to sober me .... saying "sorry for the fancy shoe soup" .... ugh I'll never drink again ...
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
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