how many beers do i need before it is acceptable to sleep with sam
enough that when i make fun of you for it tomorrow you wont even remember it happening
so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
we saw you sitting at the door of the dorm trashed, wrapped in DANGER tape with a stolen balloon around your wrist
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
The bottle of Wild Turkey is empty and there is a pile of wet cement in the garage. What happened?
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
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