OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
Woke up in an unfamiliar pair of underwear, running shoes but no socks, and a cowboy hat. Thank you crown royal
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
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