Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I hope the kids appreciate the fact that I jizzed on her instead of on their slide.
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
I feel like this whole "telling that guy i have a kid to avoid him" thing is getting out of hand..
How so?
Probably at the point when i told him i was "Too drunk to drive" and "had to pick up my kid" all in a span of like 2 hours.
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
Sometimes I wonder why I hang out with you. And then you show up half naked at my door with a half gal of vodka, and I remember why.
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
To put it in a frame of reference with which you're familiar, it was like making out with a golden retriever.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
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