You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
Why is there ANOTHER stolen fire extinguisher in my room? You know that's a felony right...
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
Come on in and take your pants off
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