I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
Dear everyone that texted me last night wondering where i was. i ended up face down blacked up drunk before i made it to the party. My bad
she was drooling, sharted in her sleep, rolled over stuck her hand under the covers pulled it back out, smelled it and moaned and rolled back over. i almost added puke to the disgusting bodily fluid category.
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
If you're wearing dry underwear your day is already better than mine.
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
I shit you not. Dude complemented me for being meme savvy. You could drown a toddler in my panties right now.
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
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