please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
Dude, I puked in the stall for God knows how long. Halfway through, a kid sits down in the stall next to me and starts jacking off, i heard the porn on his phone and everything. so FYI, the middle stall is where good nights go to die
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
Randomize
