Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick
I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
The "don't get cum on anything" rule also applies to my furniture and scarves
That's not technology. Doesn't count.
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
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