how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
Nyc is like a mosaic of my failed dates.
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
her best friend is in town and she told me that they used to fool around when they were drunk and I'd have to "help keep that from happening"
you motherfucker
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.
It's amazing
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
Just don’t be like me and break up between Christmas and NYE and then get blackout on NYE and puke in your undies.
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
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