I've been reduced to Capt. Morgan and Golden Girls reruns. Ugh.
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
Shark Week may as well be Shark Weed.
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
After your flask fell out of your leg brace and you told your RA that it was juice, you tried to unlock your dorm room but your key was attached to your bra so he ended up seeing your boobs
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
So I got offered a job this morning based on being a "good role model for girls" and I am drunk at 330 in the afternoon in "celebration." sometimes, life is insane. But not so bad.
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