gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.
It honestly took me longer to beat Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time, than it did to have sex with her the first time we met.
i feel like god sat there all night pointing and laughing at me
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
Hello and welcome to the game 'Matt needs weed'! Rules are simple: first one to find a bag wins the fabulous prize of getting stoned with yours truly. Thank you for playing and good luck!!
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
I promised her I would shit on your driveway. There's nothing that you or I can do about it now.
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
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