I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
Unless you can cure my hangover with your penis I'm not interested.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
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