chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
The crowning achievement of my weekend was hooking up with someone I'm at least facebook friends with.
Walk of Shame today included voting.
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
There are pre-booty call contracts for a reason. I have no intention of calling you tomorrow.
Do you need my fax number or something?
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
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