Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
i woke up to my roommate spraying cooking spray on my legs. fourth time this has happened. not cool.
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
i got to hold a baby today and i loved it and i want a baby but actually i'm going to make an appointment to get birth control now.
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
Who looks around on a bright, sunny day and says, "you know what? Today I'm going to write gay dinosaur erotica"
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
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