We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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