so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
I'm reducing my diet to vodka and rice cakes.
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
She seriously pointed at the couch and asked me if she could "ride the talking giraffe". I'll never serve everclear again.
Oh. My. God. Dad smoked a bowl. He's been playing cards...I just told a story and when I was done, he got really close to my face and very seriously asked me if he had cheese in his beard. I'm about to die.
You're a waste of cheezeits
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
Cancelling your gym membership calls for alcohol.
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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