I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing 'follow the yellowbrick road'. i'm pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
I just googled if crying burns calories
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
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