Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
Why is there a cactus in the microwave?
Don't worry about it.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
My neighbor is burning all of her ex's things in a metal drum outside the window. Guess who's going to make a new friend?
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
I think my moral compass just broke
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