Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Today at work while talking to my co-worker we both realized at the same time that last year I had a one night stand with his roommate and he was in the living room drinking coffee when I did the walk of shame. YAY.
Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
I'm watching Terminator eating a jar of marshmallow fluff. Trust me, you are not fat.
I still can't believe I found a dildo in my ceiling today.
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
he called me from germany to tell me about all the gummy bears he bought...i'm doubting his sobriety
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
I just found a piece of squished oatmeal cream pie in my armpit. So very sad.
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
Treating myself to outback while reading the entire manual that comes with my birth control in public. Is this what single has come to?
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
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