I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
I found him in the kitchen singing German metal into a banana while simultaneously mixing brownie batter. He didn't have any pants on.
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
Can we just talk about the fact that the last time I got laid I was wearing a Jurassic Park tshirt?
You were so drunk you told some dude your life story in one short sentence... and kissed his fiancé. You're invited to the wedding.
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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