Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
So im on with some ukrainian stripper for a vodka tasting tomorrow. If I die tell my family im awesome
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
I shit you not, me and my date were in that bar and within a 10 minute window, 4 ex gf's entered. Every one clocked me and gave me evils. I swear they're conspiring.
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
I'm highly inebriated watching star wars, this text was sent via the force
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
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