I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
We should never set our expectations higher than pizza bagels cause then our night is bound to get better
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
How many of my Tinder dates can my Christian roommate accidentally meet in the hallway at 3am before she's horrified and moves out?
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
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