And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
After I was arrested and in the back of the squad, she lit a cig. I politely stuck my head through the glass opening and asked for a drag. She instantly slammed my head back, blew smoke at me and shut the glass. My view on state trooper chicks is forever tainted.
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
Woke up way too warm in the middle of a spooning sandwich. Was working up a rant about still not wanting a threesome. Then I realized the littlest spoon was the dog. Might need to break up anyway.
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