As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
Highlight of my weekend: having my card suspended due to "suspicious charges" and standing in line at the gas station yelling at customer service on the phone that I really did go to 4 different strip clubs in one night
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
look, im sorry that i yelled at your little brother, threw my car keys at him and smashed a stale cookie with a pool cue, but i swear to god i didn't poop on the floor. it was one of your dogs.
I guess I was telling girls last night that I was a virgin with terminal cancer again
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
there is another microwave in the elevator.
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