the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
No more. You can't have nice things, and vodka is a nice thing.
the dj asked me quote "are you sure you're sober enough to do this?" And I grabbed the mic from him and said "ill fucking show you sober- HIT IT". I also dropped the mic at the end so he had to come around and pick it up
Shania Twain would have been proud
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
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