i just met a girl who was sent to the hospital for using her phone as a vibrator and got electrocuted. 4 weeks later she got sent back for shoving a hot dog up there. welcome to the teenage american society
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
Is there a coat check? I stole 10 vases of flowers along with two bottles of champagne and I'm not sure what to do with them.
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
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