You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
ya know if you hadnt broke up with me, that porno we made wouldnt have a 3.3 rating on youporn right now...
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
hey you didnt make it to our afterparty what happened?
Ran around with a boom box broke a trampoline float, had a girl lick my ear the usual
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
I offered to trade my cat for a bottle of tequila as long as it had a handle on it and realized I had a problem
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