thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
The amount of drunk I'm going to get tonight will be somewhere between Jim lahey and bojack horseman
It's my day off, I'm going to Target to check out Moms in yoga pants
at this point, i'm only going to therapy to get more free condoms
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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