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Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
I'm having a chugging contest on the streetcar. The driver is judging.
Plus someone just passed me a joint through the window. BEST STREETCAR RIDE EVER
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
Turns out the owner of the bar that I fucked used to be on Boy Meets World, but now he's old and bald. So there's that..
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
Ran out of eye drops right after putting them in one eye. Half baked at work.
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
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