He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
I passed out and woke up with my pockets full of Lucky Charms cereal and chocolate coins. Another successful St Pattys Day.
The last thing I remember is funneling tequila out of a pink noodle.
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
Trouble in the neighborhood - turns out my brother's summer lawn care gig also entailed banging three different MILFs and they just all found out about each other
Gotta pay for college somehow...
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
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