you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
Were at her birthday dinner and her dad keeps buying me shots saying when I was your age I fucked the shit outta girls
Hahahahahaha remind him your dating his daughter
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
There is a 5-year old here fighting 'drunk monkeys'. He tried to knock a drink out of my hand with a plastic light saber...
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
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