Police were just in my backyard to recover a loaded .38. What the fuck?????
Note to self. Condoms are not microwavable.
You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
I feel like royalty, that girl from last night had a vajazzled vag. Bucket list complete.
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
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