you really should stop posting my phone number on craigslist as tranny seeking tranny, last night i answered at family dinner and almost choked on my hot dog
do you not see the irony in that??
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
He said "I can't wait for you to feel me inside of you so I can tell you gently that you're mine" and left me a 4 minute voice mail of him crying after I told him I didn't want to be with him. 30 year olds are off limits.
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
I DEMAND FORESKIN
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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