if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
No I am not eating basil off your cock
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
Exact words that were just spoken as she was on her 6th, yes 6th piece of bread: "I'm only eating the soft and chewy inside of the bread-I am taking the crust home to feed my turtles"
I hope your face alive. Lemme know if you are breathing in the morning. If not. Whoever is reading this tell me when the funeral for this awesome mother fucker is and we will rage at that event. Kthanksbye
I am going to piss jack daniels before daylight.
Daylight. It is daylight. Who will give you a ride back?
I hope no one. I want to walk and have a bus hit me.
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
He showed up to my apt at 6am wearing a suit and holding a bag of coke....how could I not let him in?
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
I smell like beef jerky
That's among the sexiest things you've ever said to me.
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